"Ianisms" - Part I

Last night laying in bed trying to get him to go to sleep....

IT: Daddy, what's mommy doing?
KT: She's downstairs picking up the food you left out and putting it away.
IT: I'll go start an investigation!

IT: There's this guy Cyborg who punches, and shoots out of his arms.
KT: That's pretty cool.
IT: Yeah, he was built with technology!

IT: What are we doing tomorrow?
KT: Hiking and swimming.
IT: What about the next day?
KT: You're going to visit Ashley and Corrine.
IT: I like them. I haven't seen them in 15 years!